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Research se pata chala hai ki…

Wife se pyaar se baat karne se
Insaan ki tension kam hoti hai

Heart attack ka khatra 80% kam ho jata hai
Mind 90% time relax rehta hai
Stress level 95% tak normal pe aa jata hai
Bas ek baat ka dhyan rakhen

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Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me!”

Man: “Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”

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A little boy looks at his mum at a wedding and says, “Mummy, why is the girl dressed all in white?”
His mum answers, “The girls is called a bride and she is in white because she’s very happy and this is the happiest day of her life.”

The boy nods and then says, “OK, and why is the boy all in black?”

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An elderly couple talk in the evening:
“Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?”
“I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.”
“And that helps?”
“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

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What’s the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, checks out what’s in the fridge & goes to bed. Married man comes home, checks out what’s in the bed & goes to the fridge.

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Childhood is when you go to the toilet in the night and then you run back and jump in your bed, glad that the monster under the bed didn’t get you.

Adulthood is when the monster lies in the bed next to you.
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Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke

acha pakany wali milay

Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya


Husband: Aj khana kiy ni bunya?

Wife: Gir gye the aur lag gye the

Husband: kidr giri? aur kaha lagi?

Wife: Takiye per gir gye the aur ankh lag gye the ? ?

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Biwi apne shohar se: tum tu kehte theKe shadi ke baad mujh bht pyar kero ge

Shohar: tu mujh kia pata tha ke tumhre shadi

mujh se he ho jye ge ?

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